This is a song parody by Christy, though some people know her as Skrappy. This one was her first parody (she's done many and is very good at it!) and it is about...what else? A bagel. Now before you start scratching your head and looking confused, let me give you the back story on this one. This whole ordeal came about on Lifehouse's Official Boards were someone said, "You know you're obsessed with Lifehouse when you see an Everything Bagel and think of the song "Everything" by Lifehouse." Got it now? Alright, now to the parody...

Found you here
In the deli
I want to taste you
I need to eat you
You are the bread
That brings to me
my favorite spread ….and that’s cream cheese again.

You are the toast, that keeps me crunching.
You are the carbs, that keep me craving.
I see the light through your hole.
You are my bagel...and you're everything.

How can I stand here with you and not just drool on you?
Would you tell me how could I get any butter on this?

There's other kinds, but you are the best.
I’ll hold you in mah hands, I won't let crumbs fall.
You clog my heart, but don’t take my bread away.
Can I throw you in.... the toaster deeper now?

How can I stand here with you and not just drool on you?
Would you tell me how could I get fluffer nutter on this?
And how can I stand here with you and not just drool on you?
Would you tell me how could I get peanut butter on this?

Cause you're all I want, You're all I need
You're everything,everything
You're not just plain or sesame seed,
You're everything, everything.
You're all I want you're all I need.
You're everything, everything
You're not whole wheat or poppy seed, you're everything, everything.

How can I stand here with you and not just drool on you?
Would you tell me how could I get apple butter on this?
And how can I stand here with you and not just drool on you?
Would you tell me how could I get jam and butter on this?

How can I stand here with you and drink moo juice with you?
Would you tell me how could I get honey butter on this?

Would you tell me how could I get flavored cream cheese ON this?