This is a song parody made by Sylvia. It is to the tune of "Broken," but this is called "Asleep." Do we have some Bryce Soderberg inspiration here? You be the judge!

The broken clock is a comfort.  It lets me sleep today.
Maybe I'll wake up tomorrow, when it isn't cold and gray.
And I am here still sleeping through my clock alarm.
It is damaged at best, 'cause I pounded it to harm.

I'm falling asleep, I'm barely waking
From a sleep so deep, I'm not shaking,
And the beep is not breaking.
Not a peep I am making.

The broken clock was alarming, and still inside my bed
I tried my best to be moving, but I'm paralyzed instead,
And I still see my dreaming inside of my eyes.
They are rapidly moving, and I'm out like a light.

I'm falling asleep, I'm barely waking
From a sleep so deep, I'm not shaking,
And the beep is not breaking.
Not a peep I am making
.
So I'm sleeping in,
(I'm still sleeping)
I'm sleeping in,
(I'm still sleeping)
I'm sleeping in,
(I'm still sleeping)
Yeah, I'm sleeping in today.
.
I'm sleeping in another day, just to see what people say
When I don't come in, to their dismay.  Will I be fired or is it okay?
.
The people there at the office are calling on the phone,
While I'm still in my bed now, in the comfort of my home.