This is a song parody made by Sylvia. It is to the tune of "Broken," but this is called "Asleep." Do we have some Bryce Soderberg inspiration here? You be the judge!

The broken clock is a comfort.  It lets me sleep today.
Maybe I'll wake up tomorrow, when it isn't cold and gray.
And I am here still sleeping through my clock alarm.
It is damaged at best, 'cause I pounded it to harm.

I'm falling asleep, I'm barely waking
From a sleep so deep, I'm not shaking,
And the beep is not breaking.
Not a peep...

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